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Behind the Curtain

Why

It all started when a friend of mine got his dog neutered. I told him to take the testicles home in a jar and charge people to see them. It seemed like a reasonable side hustle. He could grow the collection, charge more, and eventually build a permanent brick-and-mortar place where people could come see it. It was a retirement plan.

He didn’t see it that way, and declined.

I guess that doesn’t really explain the why. But in another way, it really does. Some things exist simply because they do.

The fine print

All things across all sites are purely from my imagination. The people, businesses and institutions in them are made up, and any resemblance to real ones is coincidental. Nothing on here should be construed as reality in any way. None of it is medical, legal or financial advice, and no procedure, service or product described on these sites exists or can be bought.

Well, hold on: the t-shirts are real. If you buy one, it helps cover the cost of hosting all this nonsense and building more, so that shit’s really appreciated. But yeah, the rest of it is faker than my left nut.

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Who made it

Made and published by uBA Collective.

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