The Hall of Laureates / Grandmammaries & Kathy’s Cuntry Store
2025 · Excellence in Heritage Enterprise
Grandmammaries & Kathy’s Cuntry Store
Edith Danner and Kathy Miller, Proprietors
uBA LAUREATE · 2025
Grandmammaries & Kathy’s Cuntry Store
Excellence in Heritage Enterprise
Citation
To Grandmammaries, kept small since 1962, and to Kathy’s Cuntry Store, open since 1978, for running two businesses out of one building on Old Mill Pike with separate books, separate registers and one porch.
Replies from the Laureates
From the creamery register
Mrs. Danner thanks the Academy.
The certificate is hung behind the creamery register. Not Kathy’s register. Ours.
The girls have been told. Nothing else is changing.
E. Danner
From the store register
Got your letter. Got Edith’s too, since you sent them both to the same box and she opened mine first.
Two certificates was the right call. Anybody who has stood on our porch could have told you that, and somebody from your Academy should come stand on it sometime.
Mine is up by the canning lids, where people will see it. If the Academy needs anything, ask. If you ask twice I’ll order six.
Kathy
The Finding
FINDING OF THE ACADEMY
- Category
- Excellence in Heritage Enterprise
- Recipient
- Grandmammaries & Kathy’s Cuntry Store
- Conviction
- Exemplary
- Thoroughness
- Beyond customary expectations
- Specificity
- Exemplary
- Endurance
- Exemplary
- Decision
- Carried. Two certificates issued, at the laureates’ request
- Issued
- 12 October 2025
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