Kathy’s Cuntry Store

Kathy Miller, Proprietor

uBA LAUREATE · 2022 Kathy’s Cuntry Store Excellence in Heritage Enterprise

Citation

To Kathy’s Cuntry Store, open since 1978, for feed, pantry, household goods and remedies under one roof, and for an inventory that has never once been written down.

Reply from the Laureate

Got your letter.

Somebody from your Academy should come stand on the porch sometime. Anybody who has could have told you this was coming.

It’s spelled how it’s spelled.

The certificate is up by the canning lids, where people will see it. If the Academy needs anything, ask. If you ask twice I’ll order six.

Kathy

The Finding

CARRIED

FINDING OF THE ACADEMY

Category: Excellence in Heritage Enterprise
Recipient: Kathy’s Cuntry Store
Conviction: Exemplary
Thoroughness: Satisfactory
Specificity: Exemplary
Endurance: Exemplary
Decision: Carried
Issued: 12 October 2022

Office of the Registrar
Academy of unBelievable Absurdities

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