The Hall of Laureates / Grandmammaries Creamery
uBA LAUREATE · 2024
Grandmammaries Creamery
Excellence in Heritage Enterprise
Citation
To Grandmammaries Creamery, a small-lot creamery run by the Danner family since 1962 and kept small on purpose the entire time.
Reply from the Laureate
From the creamery register
Mrs. Danner thanks the Academy.
The certificate is hung behind our register, where it belongs.
The girls have been told. Nothing else is changing.
E. Danner
The Finding
UNANIMOUS
FINDING OF THE ACADEMY
- Category
- Excellence in Heritage Enterprise
- Recipient
- Grandmammaries Creamery
- Conviction
- Exemplary
- Thoroughness
- Beyond customary expectations
- Specificity
- Exemplary
- Endurance
- Exemplary
- Decision
- Unanimous
- Issued
- 12 October 2024
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