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Minutes of the Board of Governors

6 October 2023 · The 2023 honors
The function room above the bowling alley, Bethlehem

Present: Altenwerth (Chair), Pruitt, Ostrowski, Haas, Kettering, and two Governors who have asked not to be named. Recording: Tilley, Registrar.

  1. The Chair called the meeting to order at 7:01 p.m.
  2. The Awards Committee recommended The Testicle Tabernacle, Reggie Osterhout, Keeper, for Distinguished Custodianship. Dr. Pruitt described the file: one photograph of a yellow truck, fourteen pages of letters from ranchers and pet owners, and a stated count of 312 pairs. He counted the pairs mentioned in the letters twice and got a different number each time. The nominee’s figure was adopted.
  3. Ms. Haas reported that the nominee has no mailing address. His website shows a photograph of a truck and the words FOLLOW THE YELLOW TRUCK. A postcard from 2021 was postmarked Kingman, Arizona. The Board authorized General Delivery, Kingman.
  4. Mr. Ostrowski announced that he would abstain and asked that the abstention be recorded. Asked whether he wished his reasons recorded as well, he said no.
  5. The Board voted on the 2023 award. Carried, one abstention.
  6. Mr. Ostrowski asked that the certificate be sent with a red wax seal. The Chair asked whether this was connected to the abstention. Mr. Ostrowski said it was not.
  7. Mr. Kettering asked whether an abstention could be referred to the Subcommittee. The Chair said an abstention is not a decision. Mr. Kettering said that seemed to be the problem.

The meeting adjourned at 7:33 p.m.

C. Tilley, Registrar