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Minutes of the Board of Governors

9 October 2024 · The 2024 honors
The function room above the bowling alley, Bethlehem

Present: Altenwerth (Chair), Pruitt, Ostrowski, Haas, Kettering, and two Governors who have asked not to be named. Recording: Tilley, Registrar.

  1. The Chair called the meeting to order at 7:00 p.m. and asked that everyone be seated before the portfolio was passed around.
  2. The Awards Committee recommended Brian’s Buttholes, Institute for Radical Perineal Form, for Uncompromising Vision in the Arts. Dr. Pruitt distributed the portfolio, nearly a decade of photographs.
  3. Ms. Altenwerth asked that the record show she had looked at all of them.
  4. Dr. Pruitt proposed a grade of Satisfactory for Thoroughness, on the grounds that the artist’s captions are only sometimes captions. Carried.
  5. Ms. Haas reported that the artist will not attend and has asked that the award be mailed. Ms. Haas asked what a discreet envelope looks like. The Board agreed on a padded one.
  6. Mr. Kettering offered to reconsider the vote in advance, to save time. The Chair thanked him and declined.
  7. The Board voted on the 2024 award. Carried, four votes to three. The three Governors voting no asked that their reasons be recorded as “the photographs.”

The meeting adjourned at 7:41 p.m.

C. Tilley, Registrar